READ THIS FANFIC TYPE THING IT’S REALLY DIFFERENT FROM THE REST AND UNEXPECTABLE. 

Big Mike’s mouth dropped open when Nancy Drew walked through the door. She was a babe. He was a well-off widower, and he was ready to look for love again.

As she walked dubiously towards the front desk, Big Mike readied himself.

“Hi, I’m-“

“Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I want to kiss you, have my babies. By the way, this is my seductive face. Enchanting, right?”

Nancy stared at him in disbelief. Men had been attracted to her before, but none of them had been this forward.

Or this hot. 

“Oh, I’d be more than willing to birth your babies. I’ve never done it before, but hey, there’s always a first time, right?”

Big Mike opened his eyes wide. He knew he was exceptionally hot, but he didn’t expect her to jump on board so easily. Usually women were coy and played shy, or shock and all that crap. She was straightforward. He found that really attractive.

 ”So, I heard you’re in town for the bug doctor…. You don’t need to go there… I mean, in nine months you’ll be visiting the baby doctor. Pretty similar, don’t you think? Babies, bugs, both are really annoying and start with b’s.”

Nancy raised her eyebrow. This man knew his stuff. He should have been a doctor with this baby knowledge of his. Or a very charismatic actor. 

 ”All we gotta do is go to the room behind me… and everything’s all good. I bet the bug doctor won’t even remember you signed up to do this.” 

Nancy tilted her head to the right, considering this. Big Mike stared appreciatively at her neck, wanting to cover it with hickeys.  

 ”You know, you’re right. She probably won’t remember. She sounds pretty ditzy.”

Finally, Big Mike couldn’t take it anymore. He rushed over to her as fast as his fat legs could carry him, and began making out with her passionately. Nancy held fast onto him, as his breathtaking kisses were threatening to sweep her off her feet.

Right before they could go any farther, Frank and Joe Hardy walked in.